Harlan Ellison-DREAMS WITH SHARP TEETH

GOD, I can't wait to see this flick!

I once met Harlan in NYC and I thought he was a perfect gentleman! He was kind enough to autograph a book of his before the line officially started and he laughed at one of my jokes! I guess you have to treat him like a HUMAN BEING in order for him to be nice to you! Imagine that! Unfortunately the film came and went in a flash, so I'll have to wait for the DVD with his other legion of fans! Damn!!!

I'll probably just download his movie so I do hope Warner Brothers gets around to pay him :)

Ellison started life as a street thug (from his own lips) and old habits die hard. BTW, someone did try to "take him out" (sniper rifle) so, I guess, he doesn't learn lessons, either. Sorry Harlie. :)

Thanks for the reply. That incident has always stayed with me because it was just so funny. I mean, who gets that worked up over urinals? But I love the mans work and the man himself.

I need to see this movie now!!!

No, actually he doesn't. Maybe he can go fondle someone else's breast!

Yeah, actually, he does. Really, he does. I think think he's fondled more breasts in his lifetime than workers at a Perdue chicken rendering plant, so I think he's all set with that. What's the matter, did Harlan grab YOUR breast? If not... relax. Have a coke and a smile.

Wow moron, you don't even realize what I was talking about! Epic fail!

Yeah I do, you pompous, inbred, nosepicking, cumguzzling twatface. Epic douchebaggery. You meant the Connie Willis incident where he grabbed her tit as a gag. It's just that you seem to have such a bug up your cunt about Harlan, I thought Harlan might have given you a nice squeeze. Come on, show us on the doll where Harlan touched you.