You know, it actually kinda is. That's the way it is with most animal species.
You know why cats have barbed penises and dogs have a knot that attaches them to their female counterparts? Because aside from humans, some primates, dolphins, and a few other species, animals do not enjoy sex. There's even a beetle which has a spiked penis and literally stabs the female in a random place, hopes it impregnates her, and dies. Fun stuff.
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