DJ Khaled Feat. Cam'ron and Juelz Santana
Brought to you by BigUncleLJ Productions and Thunderbrome Entertainment
Lyrics by Evan, Kris and Scott
DJ Khaled
We're making history with this Seinfeld shit!
I make hit records!
I have no practical use, but i just ate a Crave Case!
And I'm about to shit..Where? On your face, FACE!!
Negative? NO!
Positive? Most Likely, man!
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Cam'ron
I'm a glutton for mutton, thanks for nuthin
Endo, Ben know, too high, second button
I see the bitch in you, wearin a manzier
Put the red dot on you, call it cashmere
Ask a question, I'll give you an answer
Call up the library cop, Tropic of Cancer
My ice is so thick, you can go sledding
For my parties you're unvited, Indian wedding
Who's a fag? You prolly
Mess with me you gettin none, Soup Nazi
You can never, ever ever be the man
Send you back to Africa, J Peterman
I like the candy, the sweet stuff take a hint
Juji Fruits, Lifesavers nah just JUNIOR MINTS!
I got a few silly fusilli view Philly?
You wit me? Nah, I'm just too witty
I'm not a writer, uh, I'm a penner
Never see my face in the hood, George Steinbrenner
And my band'll play, And my band'll play
Safe sex, Latex, Industries, VANDELAY!
Khaled Intermission
Shout out to AG in the 305 reppin West hood,
And Swap in Jersey holdin it down on the East Coast
We the Best!! Who? We!!! Chicken nugget!!!
Juelz Santana
People on Seinfeld, all of them, only white,
Red light, dead of night, Kenny Roasters, cock fight
Fuck wit me dude, and it'll be your last war
Do you like George, and send you to the Jerk Store
Hit me at the cafe, AYE, around 1:30
Later on that night she tellin me that I'm spongeworthy
If I battle you, then I ain't hearin noise
My crew got more G's than the Van Buren Boys
Went to the bakery, got me some chocolate Babka cake
Hit up the party later, everybody loves the Drake
Puttin' in work, uh, for the rest of us
Makin up holidays, uh, call it Festivus,
I'll say it once more, uh, we call it Festivus
One last time for emphasis, Festivus
You try and mess with us? AYE! You bluffin
We'll eat you cats up AYE! like the tops of muffins
Breakfast I had cereal, uh, them little Kix
In the club dancin like Elaine with them Little Kicks
These dudes can't pass me "who told you to put the balm on?"
My skin's so ashy, I told you I put the balm on!
More fucked up than the State coach Eddie Sutton
Can't feel my face, uh, too high second button
Khaled Ending
Man, what I told you man? We the best, man!
This is Seinfeld and Hip hop, holy matrimony, man
I got Cam on the left, Juelz on the right
Look at my pool, man!
WE nugget!!!
George's Answering Machine
Song: Eye of the Beholder-Cam'ron & Hell Rell
Seinfeld Clips-The Comeback (Season 8)
Views :
9855
Rating :
3.18
Keywords, Tags :
seinfeld kramer elaine rap hip hop cam'ron camron juelz santana khaled dj parody music video george
Video Length :
4 : 31
Comments :
Fuckin Fagets
so whack..
funny azz hill
this is long
This is Cool
whoops i think i posted twice. whatever
i don't think it was actually a serious attempt at a song, but it definitly was to slow. cam and juelz do be rapping kind of like that though. the lyrics were funny, and the khaled guy was really on point though i kind of liked it. 4/5 stars
Its to slow, god! Speed it up, Shit.
"People on Seinfeld, all of them, only white"-rap guy sucked.
You're right it was too slow to be taken as a serious song, although juelz and cam do kinda rap like that. Plus you got the khaled dude, and he nailed it. I actually liked it though cuz they did it in that style with the lyrics and flow, and the lyrics were funny, and especially the khaled guy. I don't think, at least I don't hope, that this was a serious attempt at making a real song
not to mention jewel brand honey toasted oats nd golden grams cuz it comes by real cheap compared to they brand names