Coors Light parody: Mike Tomlin Press Conference

5/5. That was so fucking hilarious. Good job.

finally made 100,000!

funny as hell but they talked like fuckers

A. it looks as if the actors just got back from the bar and had an impromtpu video shoot so you are gay B. probably cause the writer did it at 3am on a whime so you are still gay In conclusion, you have no idea what you are talking about fag

dude. i get more women than you can possibly imagine. but go on ahead and be offended and fall back on the whole "gay/fag" thing. (it's obvious that you're very intelligent. next time, go with wit [you may want to look up "wit" in the dictionary] rather than the basic fratboy shit. i apologize for talking over your head.) so go ahead and fire away. your response to this will be entertaining. oh, and by the way, when you post a video? expect opinions, good and bad.

Wow, you just totally won the internets!

holy shit! you used "i get plenty of women" and "you are stupid" in the same message! i didn't think it was logically possible!

Oh, It is. I like to juxtapose those two when called "gay" by someone who's obviously got a learning disability. You'd be amazed at how adept I can be at such things. I would have told him that "I am, in fact, heterosexual" and that he "lacked the cranial capacity to fully grasp my argument," but I figured the more neanderthal the better. You gotta know your audience. When I'm writing, say, a dark comedy, I can afford to be more intellectual. Sadly, I suspect I was dealing with an anti-lectual.

thesaurus much?

Lets Go Pens!