The Jamie Theakston Alliance - Lacaration To The Shaft

Video Title :	The Jamie Theakston Alliance - Lacaration To The Shaft
Description :	The Jamie Theakston Alliance, the hottest new band on the block, unleashed their debut single eariler this year. It's back! I AM PREPARING FOR A CLIMAX WHICH I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL NIGHT I PULL APART YOUR PISS FLAPS AND EXIT MY PENIS I TAKE OFF THE CONDOM AND HAVE A WANK THEN I LOOK DOWN BELOW AND NOW I'M BLEEDING! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT MY HEALTH MY HAND IS COVERED IN BLOOD THE LACERATION APPEARS TO BE ON MY SHAFT MY GIRLFRIEND TELLS ME THAT IT IS SLICED OPEN MAYBE HER SHARP CUNT CUT MY WILLY WONKER I HURRY FOR A PLASTER I'M LOSING BLOOD AND CONSCIENCENESS FUCK SAKE I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH AND IT'S ALL FROM MY SHAFT! MY MISSUS RAN OUT IN TEARS SO I AM LEFT ALONE DYING IN BED I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY MEAT SO I REST IT ON A TEDDY BEAR TO STOP THE BLEEDING WOOP WOOP I HEAR SIRENS I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW HERE IS THE AMBULANCE! THE PROBLEM SEEMS TO BE THAT YOU HAVE SUFFERED FROM A CASE OF LACERATION TO THE SHAFT OF THE PENIS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO AMPUTATE YOUR PENIS NO! NO! NO! THE PROBLEM SEEMS TO BE THAT YOU HAVE SUFFERED FROM A CASE OF LACERATION TO THE SHAFT OF THE PENIS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO AMPUTATE YOUR PENIS NO! NO! NO! MY PENIS IS BLEEDING THE SHAFT IS CUT OPEN BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE JUST PUT STICHES IN MY SHAFT INSTEAD OF AMPUTATING IT! THE PROBLEM SEEMS TO BE THAT YOU HAVE SUFFERED FROM A CASE OF LACERATION TO THE SHAFT OF THE PENIS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO AMPUTATE YOUR PENIS NO! NO! NO!
Views :	1980
Rating :	5.00
Keywords, Tags :	jamie theakson alliance paul daniels harold bishop del boy david jason michaela strachan terry nutkins
Video Length :	1 : 29

WHY THE PENIS???? This is not why I enjoined the Cub Scouts.