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http://www.amateurtransplants.com/
The official video:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UymKurTBdhw
London Underground song by the comedy band Amateur Transplants (Dr. Adam Kay and Dr. Suman Biswas).
LYRICS
Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?
London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.
All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.
London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,
London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground
Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.
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Comments :
true so true luv these
best video accopaniament i hve seen4 this song.
its all true
i searched for this song so i could find saddos like you, 220968220968, making themselves look stupid by calling other people who listen to the song saddos because it's old.. Btw you're sad because you listen to your mom and she is way older than this song.. Great song btw!
shove the oyster card up your ars omg i cracked up great vid!
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love the song haters go die
luv da song. its so TRUE
finally some one that got the lyrics right, every one always thinks its "travel in my bus" but its meant to be "by bus"