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You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved

Your father will die a slow horrible death before your eyes and you will then shortly thereafter go blind and impotent and later be anal raped repeatedly in a nursing home, where you'll die a lonely death.

You suck. If you read this. Of course. XD.