TRUE STORY ALIEN ABDUCTION - UFO PLEA FREE MARGARET

Video Title :	TRUE STORY ALIEN ABDUCTION - UFO PLEA FREE MARGARET
Description :	Earthlings Margaret needs your help, please help him! On his way to the chip shop one burt managed to get abducted by a ufo flying saucer. There is no ufo video footage or any ufo pictures you will just have to take Burts word for it. This is a real ufo plee from the mother ship deep in space. Burt is allowed a couple of minutes to make his plee to the people of earth. The Aliens beamed up Burt to there shuttle, this is no joke and no laughing matter, its like something out of the alien vs predator movie. Outer space burt continues his mission to entertain the worlds ulgy ulgyist aliens. Ugly people are nothing compared to what Burt has to put up with. Ugly Betty, ulgy girls nothing is worst then this. The aliens like to tickle Burt what must be tickle torture! Tickle me elmo the aliens keep muttering. They tickle feet and belly tickle all the time. All Burt wanted was a steak, or some steak and cheese, or outback steak house, yum yum. As Burt was beamed up like scotty out of Star Trek or Star Wars, beam me up Scotty, Burt got burnt, he was burn out, burn fat, burnt like burning a dvd. His face was left scarred, injuried could do with a injury lawyer. This was no self injury, personal injury or knee injury, it was a brain injury. Very serious. I am having trouble getting an erection. Its an erection problem. Viagra just doesn't do the trick. I am missing my steak and kidney pie, my american pie, i could do with a nice cream pie or apple pie,or even a nice pumpkin pie. Please send me some money, free money please to the Alien Release Fund, make money for me to escape! Play poker for money, be a money maker, give me your uncliamed money and try to release me. Its money in the bank for the mutual fund. Fund raising is needed! I am a fund raiser for the hedge fund. This is not my fault, i am not Margaret really. I'm not Ann Margaret, Margaret Thatcher, or Margaret sanger. I am a normal human being to some degree. Help me, free me, this is no time for free downloads or playing free music downloads, or playing free online games. Please feel free to comment and leave your ratings, thank you, god bless, Burt.
Views :	7149
Rating :	4.15
Keywords, Tags :	burtbow prank joke alien abduction martians ufo strange erection my space spaceship earth area 51 sightings unexplained
Video Length :	2 : 32

Comments :

Burt bowled by burtbow ? Hey !

i refuse to give money , but i will impregenat some aliens fo you, i get bonner real easy as i am a nerd with no life who beleves in aliens

Alien abduction is true. I know that you are doing a skid.

Excellent! 5***** Gaby

Thank you everyone for the get well messages. Also for the generous donations you are so kind. This is to let you all know that they have let me out of hospital and they say i've made a full recovery. I'm now working on a search for a lost alien last seen in scotland.

How many times did you have to do this so that you could keep a straight face?? Steaming Bullshit is what I smell!!!

lol try eating some peanut butter and try cutting down on the kidney. OK I'll pray for you if there is some 1 in 1000000000000000000000000000 chance you were telling the truth but...as far as money why would aliens need Earth money? lol are they amoung us? lol just ask the aliens for an alian papper bag and then thy can wear it as a mask? lol you're silly. :)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha another gd 1 there

5 stars for you my friend ;)