Stargate Atlantis: A Musical Plot Twist

Video Title :	Stargate Atlantis: A Musical Plot Twist
Description :	Some...interesting ideas for season 4. Plot twists for character development and all. The audio could be better, so turn up your volume, and I only had five episodes to work with for video content. Plus, Windows Movie Maker has weird formats, so the audio's about a second off the video, but seeing as my video skills leave much to be desired, I wouldn't pay attention to the video too much. I just figured it'd be more interesting than a blank screen. ME NO OWN SHOW. ME NO OWN CLIPS. Me do own song, and apparently I also own rather bad grammar skills. Slightly spoilerish past the second chorus if you aren't aware of certain personnel changes - when it gets rather bitter, you'll know. And since I'm pretty hard to understand (I'd blame it on the recorder, but it's probably because I don't enunciate), here are the lyrics: I think there is a plot shortage at the Stargate writers' base After all, how many stories can you write up there in space? So here are some ideas, though you might think they're lame But after 13 years of Stargate, anything's fair game. Oh no, they might make Teyla go and cover up some more Maybe they'll bring back the jacket - perhaps in season 4? On Ronon's faults and weaknesses, I know there's slim to none They might make him talk, or - GASP - take away his gun! And as for John just have him wake up screaming in his bed For his friends thought it'd be funny to go and shave his head I might keep these plots in mind Martin, Paul, and Joe For one day you might think you're done, and they'll renew your show So when you're down to nothing and you think you just might crack Throw in a girl for John to flirt with or a Wraith attack Zelenka's saving graces are his Czech and Einstein hair So cut it off and make sure it's in English when he swears Unlike most of Atlantis, Caldwell hasn't had a kiss You want him to see action? Just blow up the Daedalus And Rodney's scared quite easily by a slight citrus remark So all you need to do is make him dumb and take his snark (Chorus) Carson's almost perfect, but I fear now it's too late His Scottish accent couldn't save him from his explosive fate Elizabeth's quite harder; for her I just don't know Perhaps the only option is to write her off the show...? If ever you need help these lines might make you stay alive At least they'll stave off cancellation until season 5! triumphant music Please tell me what you think! Apart, of course, from the "you messed up at so-and-so time" and "where did you learn to sing - a dumpster?". I'm well aware it has mistakes (amazingly enough, it's the best take...grr...).
Views :	10360
Rating :	3.73
Keywords, Tags :	stargate atlantis rodney mckay contest plot twist
Video Length :	3 : 13

Comments :

OMG that was amazing! ~Dani

No cutting of the Einstein hair, missy! Lols nicely done on the vid and song :)

That;s awesome! I love this song, omg, it's brilliant!

OMG it's just brilliant!!! I enjoyed it a lot... I only hope Joe Mallozzi never hears of it, because I SO imagine a suddenly near-bald Zelenka with a Texan accent... that day I'm gonna cry (and he will probably die T_T)

BRILIANT SONG. Love it a 5 to the song and the video

Absolutely hilarious video! May I ask if you have the score available? At least the main melody? Thank you.

Thanks. This was a laugh I really needed. Now, for a sequel - how about an all-Rodney song? That would be funny..!

Yeah!

I admire your grand creativity obviously shown within this whole song. HIL-AR-I-OUS!! I could NOT stop laughing. It is SO true. My favorite part was "Or *Gasp* take away his gun!"

Hahahaha I really love it!