If Segata Sanshiro were real, what would he do to Bernie Stolar if he found out?
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No falcon punch or Chuck Norris roundhouse can withstand a Segata Sanshirou hip throw.
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JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS EPIC
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ZOMG
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A man so badass he can judo-throw you 50 feet, and then you explode. Twice.
Segata Sanshiro will live on in our hearts.
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AWESOME
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This is a true gaming mascot. Segata Sanshiro is a god.
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Every night Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Segata Sanshiro!
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Just imagine if it was a commercial for something other than bomberman.
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Professor Charles Xavier tried to read Segata Sanshiro's mind once. He's been on a wheelchair since then.
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