There once was a man, so ahead of his time, that he revolutionized the world with his amazing discoveries. His name was Albert Einstein. He is known around the world for being perhaps the greatest thinker of all time. But some may not know....he is also...the biggest GANGSTER!
Albert Einstein: Tyler Short
Albert Einstein (voice): Victor Dang
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Hello my name is Einstein
And I'm a genius
If you haven't heard of me
Then you must lifeless
If you mess with me
I show a lot of class
All I do, is
Drop an a bomb on yo' [boom!]
I made the world dope
With all of my discoveries
In quantum mechanics
And my theory on gravity
The photoelectric effect
Cosmology
Name the game
I put other scientists in shame
I never combed my hair
Cuz that's just me
Never wore socks
Cuz I'm a straight up G
When I solve equations
I deliver great pwnage
When I get the answer
I yell...AW HAW OWNAGE!!!
I'm da man of the century
No one can compare to me
Newton and Archimedes
Got nothing on me
I'm relatively hot
Relatively fly
My theory of relativity
Was better than pi
Einstein
Had a great mind
Pimps all the shawties
Cuz he's so fine
If you try to beat him
You're wastin your time
Go smart Go crazy
Go dumb Go stupid Oh!
Since I left womb
I was bustin out equations
They don't make sense
Except to Asians
At the age of 3
My knowledge was pretty fair
At the age of 4
I knew that
Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared
I left my native Germany
Cuz I'm a Jew and there were Nazis
I went to USA
Where I was stalked by da paparazzi
But even though Germany
Wasn't the shizzle
I still want my frankfurters
And weinershnitzzles
They dissected my brain
After I died...it was crazy
Not gonna lie
It was bigger than average
Dang I'm a SICK
But you thought that was big
Take a look at my... medal
Yeah
Won it in 21
Noble Piece Prize
Fo' Physics son
I even got an element
Named after me
Einsteinium
Yo, this is my legacy
I'm da man of the century
No one can compare to me
Newton and Archimedes
Got nothing on me
I'm relatively hot
Relatively fly
My theory of relativity
Was better than pie
Einstein
Had a great mind
Pimps all the shawties
Cuz he's so fine
If you try to beat him
You're wastin your time
Go smart Go crazy
Go dumb Go stupid Oh!
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Comments :
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Theory of gravity by Albert Einstein? So what the fuck about Sir Issac Newton? And this is not rap , just clowning ¬¬
Maybe he ment Great unification theory?
where the hoes at in this vid ?
gangsta!! i love this vid!! favorite
HAHA awesome... i knew there was a reason that he stuck his tongue out on those posters...its his G-ness